| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | The Cult of Dolly | 76 | 7 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | Jerjon | 64 | 6 | 0.857 | |
| 3 | 67571 | Harry Styles’ 3rd Nipple | 59 | 5 | 0.714 |
| 4 | 10439 | Cardinal Rosenberg | 55 | 4 | 0.571 |
| 5 | 114113 | mccallmemaybe | 41 | 3 | 0.429 |
| 6 | 114114 | Burgersluts | 15 | 2 | 0.286 |
| 7 | Fred Againagainagainagain | 0 | 0 | 0.071 | |
| 7 | 114130 | legally brunette | 0 | 0 | 0.071 |
