QUIZ RECAP

Recap Poetry (I didn't say it was good poetry...)

A spotlight on the not so winning

Pandas were fresh to the game

They took 8th place, no need to feel shame,

Guapos are trivia novices no more

Wet Bandits you are winners, screw the score.

Just 2 Dudes sharing some wings on trivia night,

Found out they were enjoying a cauliflower delight.

Seis Mini Manos you were this quizmasters fav'

Your jokes were amazing, in my mind they are saved.

Enough with the rhyming, I've no more f*cks to give.

Goodnight all you losers, Elvish Presley still Lives!

QUIZ RECAP

It’s alaways a lit time at Brewcakes! Many teams travel far and wide to compete in a close battle of wit and trivial knowledge. Phineas Gage’s Tamping Rod even won a free Funnel Cake after barely throwing a paper airplane farther than the other teams! Some say the gods were on her side for catching that wind drift, but hey, if the gods choose them, then they must deserve a Funnel Cake!

QUIZ RECAP

Buongiorno, Welkom, Dia Duit, Bienvenue, Willkommen, Come On In! It's Thursday Night Trivia at Brewcakes and the water is fine! The competition was fierce but it was a team that wanted it to be kept quiet that they were winning, you over there in the dark being quiet... you won!!! Finishing in first, a hushed group of fellas that knows stuff, The Born Lugers. 

In 2nd with the are have a bed and a continental breakfast, and sit in the front, Hotel San Carlos! And in 3rd Place, this is what happens when you threaten me with a lack of Harry Potter Puns! You get Jokes!

• Q: Where do you find Dumbledore's Army?  A: Up his Sleevy
• Q: What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator? A: A Weasley!
• Q: What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? A: Gifted
• Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? A: They were following Draco, of course!
• Q: Did you hear about the witch who won the lottery? A: Yeah, she went completely Knuts!
• Q: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? A: Because it was making him Moody
• Q: What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? A: Hufflepuffs
• Q: What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common? A: They're both in love with the little girl with red hair.
• Q: Why did Death Eaters cross the road? A: The Dark Lord ordered it
• Q: Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? A: Because they are double-crossers
• Q: Why did the Hufflepuff charm her hair blonde? A: To look intelligent.
• Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on Q: How many centaurs does it take to light up a single wand? A: Two... one to say the spell and the other to keep remarking how bright the wand is tonight
• Q: How many Death Eaters does it take to stir a cauldron? A: Just one. He puts his wand in the cauldron and the earth revolves around him
• Q: How many Slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb A: 5… 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their father's connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
• Q: How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - wizards don't use electricity! Q: Why did Draco cross the road? A: So he could swing his hips at Potter
• Q: Why did the Dark Lord cross the road? A: Because Potter couldn't stop him
• Q: Why did Trevor cross the road? A: To get away from Longbottom
• Q: Did you hear about the Hufflepuff who gave his Kneazle a bath? A: He is still trying to get the fur off his tongue You're so Muggle, you thought the floor network was on channel 54.
• Q: How many Weasels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Weasels don't screw in a lightbulb. They screw in the Burrow.
• Q: How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to blackmail a Hufflepuff
• Q: How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them
• Q: Three girls are all first years: a Hufflepuff, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin... which is the sexiest? A: The Hufflepuff, because she is seventeen.
• Q: Why did Dumbledore cross the road? A: He was following the poisoned lemon drops Q: Why did the Weasel cross the road? A: Somebody tossed a knut
• Q: How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the room.
• Q: Why did the Hufflepuff return his House tie? A: It was too tight
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? A: Ill-literacy
• Q: What do you get when you cross Crookshanks with McGonagall A: Really ugly kittens
• Q: What do you get when you cross Sirius Black with Remus Lupin? A: Really stupid puppies
• Q: How many normal Seekers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but he gets a hundred and fifty points for it
• Q: How many Keepers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They'll just suffer through in the darkness and angst about it
• Q: How many Beaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two… one to hit the bulb with his bat, the other to see what's going on, hit the first with his bat, and then change the lightbulb

Oh and No More Harry Potter Puns We're Sirius took 3rd. 3 Billboards Sucks and So Do You If You Liked It, won a funnel cake for naming that sound & TV theme song beer pong and shared it with Hotel San Carlos who helped him rebound! Fun was had by all now get outta here and go learn something trivial!