QUIZ RECAP

Tonight's King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern featured so many lead changes, you'd think it was an awkward high school couple attempting their first dance at the prom. Definitely Not Virgins, Keep My Team Name Out Ya Fuckin' Mouth, and Jizz Taylor all held the lead at some point in the game. I Wish This Microphone Were a Dick were the ultimate winners, thanks to being gassy. I mean they know a lot about about gasses in the periodic table.

Apologies to the team that answered Round 7 with an offer of $50 to say they won. I'm afraid the only bribes I accept are bootleg videos of The Weather Channel from the 1980s.

See you all next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks!

QUIZ RECAP

Even though no one playing King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern accepted their quizmaster's invitation to a C-SPAN3 viewing party, it was a fabulously fun night.

Four different teams held the lead during the game until an undying love of The Lord of the Rings led The Peacocks to victory. Second place went to I Wish This Microphone Were a Dick, and never before have I seen a team take such delight in watching a quizmaster have to repeat their name.

Jizz Claiborne won the Drinking Round thanks to their devotion to Barney the Dinosaur.

See you next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern. Maybe I'll upgrade the invite to C-SPAN2!

QUIZ RECAP

You only turn 30 once. You can come in second playing King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern many times. But how many times can you do both on the same night? Well, once. Because of the birthday thing. That's math. Or physics? Maybe pop culture. I don't know.

What I do know is The One Where She Turns 30 did all of the above. The Dynamic Duo took first place by a single, very important point. The tricenarian revelers also won the Drinking Round.

We'll be back next Wednesday evening for more King Trivia at Tha Oaks. That's science? That's geometry? Now That's What I Call Music 17?