What better way to celebrate a birthday than by giving presents to other people? Well, that's just what happened tonight as I turned a year older and had to hand over money to a bunch of other people. Can you believe that? It's a good thing these people didn't need just one day out of the year to be commemorated - they've all been hitting their strides for the past few months. But it must have really felt like a birthday party for Beyonce as they didn't need to Worry one bit while they breezed past the competition. Devastating Double or Nothing rounds keep the others in check tonight - sorry, no balloons or pin the tail on the donkey for Benji Quiz tonight. Full Loftus managed to squeak past Barney's Biatches for third only because those aforementioned Biatches forgot to turn in their pen - it's true, you really can't have your cake and eat it too.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10417 | Don't Worry Beyonce | 69 | 9 | 1.000 |
2 | 10010 | Benjamin Quizraeli | 55 | 8 | 0.889 |
3 | 10351 | Full Loftus | 49 | 7 | 0.778 |
4 | Barney's Biatches | 48 | 6 | 0.667 | |
5 | PAAC 4 | 43 | 5 | 0.556 | |
6 | 10348 | Secular Healing | 29 | 4 | 0.444 |
7 | Pisco in the Andes | 23 | 3 | 0.333 | |
8 | Lovely Ducklings | 21 | 2 | 0.222 | |
9 | Sarah's Single | 19 | 1 | 0.111 | |
10 | BBB | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |