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Brewcakes

1150 Brookside Ave
Redlands CA 92373
(909) 792-1399
About Brewcakes

Join us for the Brewcakes Local League from August 1 - October 26 to compete against your fellow Brewcakers for bragging rights and awesome prizes!

At Brewcakes we know that sometimes individual passions can collide in a glorious way you never could have seen coming. That is exactly what happened when our love for local craft beer and world class baked goods came together. Each one of our Brewcakes is hand crafted in our Redlands Bakery using only the best local ingredients and local craft beers from our amazing local breweries. We invite you to come by our Bakery in Redlands or join us at one of the many events we are featured at and are actively participating in soon. If you have not had the experience of enjoying a Brewcake with friends, family and even the owners of Brewcakes in Redlands; we invite you to join the Brewcake Family today.

QUIZ RECAP

Thu Dec 7 2017
| by Quizmaster Brooke Walters
|

'Tis the season and in honor of this most holiday-riffic time of year and our 4th place team I would like to say AHHHHHH!!!!... I made my family disappear & KEVIN!!! 

5 Teams were not home or alone as they came to Brewcakes confidently announcing "This is my house, I have to defend it." And as the game progressed it was neck and neck. As we moved into the final round no one was proving to be "les incompetents;" and everyone was stating "this is it, don't get scared now." In the end, Al Frankenfoodies beat out everyone, Billy Joel & his pyromaniac ways took 2nd & Babe MD. Took 3rd.

That's it, go home and eat junk food and watch rubbish, make sure your toothbrush is approved by the American dental association, see if Fuller wet the bed and create a mock Christmas party with dancing guests from items around the house! And when I grow up and get married I'M LIVING AlONE! Look what you did you little jerk!

And just because it's a holiday classic:

Gangster 'Johnny': [hears knock at door] Who is it? 

Gangster 'Snakes': [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

Gangster 'Johnny': Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

Gangster 'Snakes': All right, Johnny, but what about my money?

Gangster 'Johnny': What money?

Gangster 'Snakes': Acey said you had some dough for me.

Gangster 'Johnny': That a fact? How much do I owe ya?

Gangster 'Snakes': Acey said 10%.

Gangster 'Johnny': [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Gangster 'Snakes': What do ya mean?

Gangster 'Johnny': He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

[pause]

Gangster 'Johnny': Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.

[pulls out machine gun]

Gangster 'Johnny': I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,

[shouts]

Gangster 'Johnny': before I pump your guts full of lead!

Gangster 'Snakes': [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!

Gangster 'Johnny': 1... 2... 10!

[starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]

Gangster 'Johnny': Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 12779 Al Frankenfoodies 49 4 1.000
2 Billy Joel Did Start the Fire 40 3 0.750
3 12159 Babe M.D. 39 2 0.500
4 11513 Keep the Change You Filthy Animal 34 1 0.250
5 Babes in Troll Land 5 0 0.000