Bo-Quizian Rhapsody
Is this the real game?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught on a losing team,
No more free beer for me
Open your eyes,
Look closer at these pics & see
It's only round 2, there's no need to worry
Because it's easy quiz, easy bro, scoring high, scoring low
Any way round 2 goes doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed round 3
Had all the answers in my head
Without me this team was dead
Mama, Round 4's just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooohhhh
Didn't mean to guess that guy
They'll make fun of me for this until this time tomorrow
Carry on, Carry on
As if trivia really matters
To late, the time has come
Send shivers down my spine
That team's winning all the time
C'mon everybody, it's time to go
Gotta make a move this round & take first place
Mama ooohhhh
I don't wanna lose
Sometimes wish we'd never doubled down at all
I'm on the winning team, everybody loves me
They're only winning 'cause they brought their whole family
How do I know this triviality
Easy round, easy bro, will you let me guess?
Sit-chill-out! No, we will not let you guess. (Let me guess!)
Sit-chill-out! No, we will not let you guess. (Let me guess!)
Sit-chill-out! No, we will not let you guess. (Let me guess!)
No, we will not let you guess. (Let me guess!)
Never let you guess (Never, never, never, never let me guess)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, quizing me-a, quizing me-a (quizing me-a, let me guess)
The quizmaster has a question set aside for me, for me, for me
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So you thought you had won it and taken the prize
So you thought you got first place but it was a tie
Oh, really, can't do this to me, really
Just gotta get first, just gotta get first & get outta here
Tiebreakers really matter
Anyone can see
Guessing closer really matters
Winning Trivia really matters to me
Anyway way this game goes
* Won Tiebreaker
The week before the day of giving thanks, deep turkey frying, cranberry sauce, gravy, pumpkin pie & mass food comas, a rowdy bunch of trivia players showed up to Brewcakes in Redlands to subject themselves to voluntary quizzing for the possibly inebriated. Using their knowledge of all things pop and inconsequential it would be a race to find out which of these motley crews would stand victorious! 7 Rounds were endured, bonus prizes were given, but it would be a group of savage cohorts from a company called ESRI that obtained trivia glory, Error 999999, were the victors on this the week before Thanksgiving!
And as always we always know who everyone's favorite team is... Wet Bandits, WE THANK YOU for bearing the burden of last place! Don't worry everyone likes you more for your sacrifice!
Now get out of here and kill a turkey and deep fry it would you!
* Won Tiebreaker