Tuesday.
7:00 pm.
The Canterbury.
6 teams sat waiting upon the field of trivial battle. Waiting. Hungering for that first question. Finally, the Quizmaster yawped a mighty "The neat freak, the jokester, and the hair-obsessed guitarist were protagonists on what 90's sitcom?" and let loose the hogs of war.
It was non-stop warfare from the get go. Both Tokyo Banana and You're Worthless Right Now answered each other with brutal Round 1 Double or Nothings. But only Worthless was able to repeat the the feat, landing another savage Double or Nothing in Round 2.
Honey Smacks, Gryffin-Back-Door, and Tokyo Banana all took vicious zero points on multiple missed Double Or Nothings throughout the match, while Lamo and Daisy (named for the very good pooch pictured above- whoseagoodgirl? WHOSESAGOODGIRL?! DAISY'Sagoodgirl) struggled to keep on their feet after a merciless pummeling.
Once the dust settled and the anguished wails were muted to a dull whimper, You're Worthless Right Now found themselves unvanquished with their boots upon the necks of the defeated hoards and holding the $30 gift certificate spoil of war high and triumphant. While Tokyo Banana and Honey Smacks found themselves slightly less unvanquished with their boots upon the necks of fewer defeated hoards holding lighter spoils with 2nd and 3rd Place, respectively.
Join us next Tuesday for your chance at the honor an glory that only a pub quiz can offer... if you dare.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 20589 | You're Worthless Right Now | 75 | 5 | 1.000 |
2 | 21103 | Tokyo Banana | 59 | 4 | 0.800 |
3 | 21430 | Honey Smacks | 45 | 3 | 0.600 |
4 | Gryffin-Back-Door | 30 | 2 | 0.400 | |
5 | 20626 | lmao | 29 | 1 | 0.200 |
6 | Daisy | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |