Yes, the picture don't lie.
Tonight was a lot like a bit that SNL's Weekend Update's Stefon might do a report on.
Stefon: Yes, yes, yes, yes... If you're looking to dance between rounds of trivia, look no further... Simi Valley's Hottest Club that serves Tri-tip Fajitas, Chuy's, gets pumpin and the players start bumpin.
Tonight's game had everything... marshmallows and graham crackers with Tequila, Hail Mary dating strategies, the world's worst thing to say at Dodgers Game*, a child, Angelina Joely, and a tie breaking question after round seven!
Me: Wait, Angelina Joely?
Stefon: Yes, that's like when Angelina Jolie and Joel the King Trivia Quiz Master were in a relationship and break up that was well documented in tabloid headlines? We covered that at the end round four.
Me: Oh, yeah, that's right. So there was a tie at the end of the game?
Stefon: Yes, yes, yes, yes. We Shoulda Doubled pulled out the victory, but the real excitement was the battle for second and third place where The Bulldog's tie breaking answer was closer to the "Actual Retail Price without going over, Bob."
Always, always, bid one. Just one. At least that's what all the Human Trivevians say.
Me: Trivevians?
Stefon: Yeah, that's like when you get a midget who plays trivia and looks like a bottle of Evian?
Me: Stefon everybody! Well that's it for Chuy's Simi West Recap, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow!
*And now for the world's worst thing to say at a Dodger's game, as voted on by the fine people at Chuy's:
"Thank God Vin Scully is gone!"
The audible groan and then bigger laugh was well worth winning a gift card. Thanks to Roll Tide for that one!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 12355 | We Shoulda Doubled | 45 | 4 | 1.000 |
2 | Bulldogs | 27 | 3 | 0.750 | |
3 | Box Full Of Puppies | 26 | 2 | 0.500 | |
4 | Roll Tide | 22 | 1 | 0.250 | |
5 | Trash Pandas | 7 | 0 | 0.000 |