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There was a good chance that the buzz tonight at Chuy's was higher than Cornelius* could possibly ever fathom...

...for Cornelius was an unhappily married, alcoholic, traveling shoe salesman, who never knew what delights trivia and fajitas could bring.

Had Cornelius attended tonight's festivities, he would have bore witness to a battle between seven teams and reveled along with "To A Certain Extent" and their well earned victory. He would have woofed along with the dog pound known as "Am Bad Ass Adors" who finished in second place.

Certainly Cornelius would have been on the edge of his bar stool when the game needed a tie breaking question to determine the third place finish. But instead of witnessing "The Hunchback of The Back Corner" win that bonus point, he most likely was somewhere reeking of rum, stacking old shoe boxes, and dreaming he was sunning in the sands of Pismo Beach.

Poor Cornelius. Poor, poor Cornelius.

*Hey! Tonight we all learned Cornelius was Tennessee Williams' Father!