Howdy y’all. We can’t wait to have ya come kick up your boots and stay awhile at El Tejano, Los Angeles’ ultimate Tex Mex hangout. The plan is to serve the usual suspects: enchiladas, queso, Frito Pie, in and amazing indoor/outdoor relaxed environment. And don’t forget the margaritas: frozen, on the rocks, with a beer in it for all we care. Just get here quick for great grub and a huge outdoor patio chalk full of games to play and TVs to watch.
Does anyone get the point of cornhole? Someone please essplain it to me.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1* | Hell's Kitchen Herb Pickers | 73 | 9 | 0.950 | |
| 1 | Beyonce Puts Out and so Do I | 73 | 9 | 0.950 | |
| 3 | Glenn Close But No Cigar | 64 | 8 | 0.800 | |
| 4 | Pinky and the Brain | 60 | 7 | 0.700 | |
| 5 | Pun Dumpster | 54 | 5 | 0.550 | |
| 5 | LL Ghoul J | 54 | 5 | 0.550 | |
| 7 | Members Only | 43 | 4 | 0.400 | |
| 8 | Big Red | 36 | 3 | 0.300 | |
| 9 | Mr. Solo Dolo | 35 | 2 | 0.200 | |
| 10 | Highway to Winterfell | 33 | 1 | 0.100 | |
| 11 | Team Sweetness | 19 | 0 | 0.000 |
