QUIZ RECAP

Such a great turnout at Hyperion Public on Monday night! 11 teams filled the patio to its brim, and created quite the hubbub.  Trivia was neck and neck, with Foink winning the tie breaker over last week's drinking round winners, Snap Crackle WAP.  But the real gems were in the drinking round tonight, where teams were tasked with creating limericks based around the theme of social media.  I'll now recount the top four limericks for you here:

4th Place

Welcome to Farmville, your favorite game

To start, please enter your mother's maiden name

We just want your PIN

Please enter it in

Is this attempt at phishing lame?

---Globo-Chem

3rd Place

Nextdoor's the place that I go

Cause everyone sure needs to know

That something's been pooping

But no one is scooping

My kids mixed it up with Play-doh

---Kermit Thee Chalamet

2nd Place

There once were some whores in this house

You could watch with the click of a mouse

If you want to subscribe

And give them a bribe

They might take off more than their blouse

---Snap Crackle WAP

1st Place

There once was a man named Tom

Your first friend after your Mom

The world was his space

'Til Mark dick-slapped his face

Now you can find him on Craiglist.com

---Foink

As you can clearly see, we have some highly creative and thoughtful players at Hyperion Public!  All of themes poems were exemplary, and we're looking forward to doing many slams in the future!