QUIZ RECAP

Fun was not just had by all at Hyperion Public trivia tonight. It was OWNED by all. The fun was just sitting there, minding its own business, and then three frothing trivia teams stormed in and made that fun their plaything. For ninety minutes! I saw it! The revelry quotient was so high I almost called the police. (Note: I did not call the police.)

Third placers Team Birria may have trailed in knowledge tonight (19 points), but they more than made up for it in the drinking round with a spot-on impression of Sir Alec Guiness referring to the night as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." They didn't get it word for word, but it's the thought that counts.

In second place tonight with 28 points was The Accident-Prone Bitches and I didn't know why they were called that until their team captain revealed an enormous cast boot on her left foot. "Ah," I said. "I see!"

And dominating once again with 53 points was Globo-Chem. Conspiratorily cloistered at the side of the room, hunched in feverish brain churning, they rattled off more than enough correct answers to vanquish all challengers.

Do come back next week! We'll do it again with King Trivia at Hyperion Public.