There are so many things that could be said about tonight's epic King Trivia show at Idle Hour. The nail-biting tie breaker? ASTOUNDNG! The back-and-forth battle for first place? ICONIC! But the memory that will live forever in this Quizmaster's mind is that, during the drinking round, one team laid a bottle of water.
Let's slow it down to let that one sink in. For a competition in which teams needed to embody a chicken, one team came up, clucked like a pro, and LAID A BOTTLE OF WATER LIKE AN EGG.
Look, the simple truth is that if you aren't at Idle Hour on Tuesdays for King Trivia, you're living a half a life. Come see how things get royally clucked up here at the greatest show in all of NoHo.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 108255 | Trivial Pursuit of Dat Ass | 83 | 27 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 40028 | Kingbeez | 66 | 25 | 0.944 |
| 2 | 21459 | Three Cool Boys | 66 | 25 | 0.944 |
| 4 | 107541 | Legally Distinct Branding | 63 | 24 | 0.889 |
| 5 | 133492 | 4n10 | 57 | 23 | 0.852 |
| 6 | 75076 | Drink-182 | 56 | 22 | 0.815 |
| 7 | Cornies | 50 | 20 | 0.759 | |
| 7 | 52545 | Here for the Host | 50 | 20 | 0.759 |
| 9 | 133493 | The Crafty Coven | 49 | 18 | 0.685 |
| 9 | 133512 | Not Natalie Portman | 49 | 18 | 0.685 |
| 11 | 133506 | Hashtag chi-broski best team number one | 45 | 16 | 0.611 |
| 11 | 133513 | Lil Red | 45 | 16 | 0.611 |
| 13 | 133496 | Ken Jennings | 40 | 15 | 0.556 |
| 14 | The Ayahuascas | 39 | 14 | 0.519 | |
| 15 | 133509 | Leech play: don’t knock it til you try it 1 (we messed up the other entry) | 38 | 13 | 0.481 |
| 16 | 3 moms and a dad | 37 | 12 | 0.444 | |
| 17 | 133507 | Oregonians Anonymous (real) | 36 | 10 | 0.389 |
| 17 | Blondies@9128 | 36 | 10 | 0.389 | |
| 19 | 133490 | BEASLEY | 32 | 8 | 0.315 |
| 19 | 132270 | beanie boba boys | 32 | 8 | 0.315 |
| 21 | 133511 | The bar back is a cutie | 27 | 7 | 0.259 |
| 22 | The Jabronis | 25 | 6 | 0.222 | |
| 23 | 116663 | Good question, next question | 9 | 5 | 0.185 |
| 24 | 125239 | Drink183 | 6 | 3 | 0.130 |
| 24 | 126953 | Tantalizing Tauntauns | 6 | 3 | 0.130 |
| 26 | 133508 | Drink 184 | 0 | 0 | 0.012 |
| 26 | 133497 | Leach Play (trust me) | 0 | 0 | 0.012 |
| 26 | Oregonians Anonymous | 0 | 0 | 0.012 |
