QUIZ RECAP
"John, come and meet my tall friend. I hated her in high school."
"But you're friends now?"
"No, I still hate her."
"Nice to meet you tall friend, I've heard wonderful things."
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E=MC Hammer with a miraculous come from behind victory, made all the more entertaining by the heckling they received from a drunk member of a competing team. If that gentleman had known that Courtney could have ripped his arms off, he may have been a bit more careful. Sabeen could have avada kedavra'd him, but then she'd have the ministry to deal with. Marigold doesn't like getting punched in the face, but I imagine she would deal them out in a heartbeat if chicken nuggets were on the line.
Write whatever I want? This seems like a trick. Sabeen is very quiet. I am afraid.
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"John! Watch me get you a beer and a shot using only my boobs."
"I can't drink, I have to drive."
"Psssh... In Mexico we drive even when we're drunk. The white man ain't gonna keep us down. We're making Mexico great again. Y'all heard it here first."
"Y'all?"
"Yes, I play the white version of myself on Thanksgiving. But only for the Football and the wall building."
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This recap is getting strange.
As you may have guessed, most of our teams showed up and got belligerently drunk, which is always a welcome trend. Also, yes I have been drinking, but not too much. Maybe?
We had a full bushel of Berrys in the house! Thanksgiving was upon them, and the wine did flow. It was smorgasbord of lightly racist political banter and hugs. I even got to see photos of young Rachel. She never did outgrow that slightly-unimpressed look on her face, but that's ok, once when she was 15, she packed 5 Harry Potter books into her suitcase and eviscerated the airport's poundage limit. Luckily Megan's tiaras weren't too heavy, so she could take a couple into her bag. Next year I'm having Thanksgiving at the Berry house. No take backs!
Keith and Susie finally escaped that little shithead Conor for long enough to come out and play trivia. They almost pulled off a victory. But didn't. This was barely noticed by any of the very drunk people at the table, who were very gracious losers, and all lived happily ever after.
All in all trivia was a rip roaring success. 46 million turkeys were murdered, new best friends were made, and old enemies remained enemies.
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
10193 |
E=MC Hammer |
86 |
5 |
1.000 |
2 |
10015 |
Quiztopher Walken |
82 |
4 |
0.800 |
3 |
10399 |
Year of the Rat |
62 |
3 |
0.600 |
4 |
|
Balls |
61 |
2 |
0.400 |
5 |
|
The Squeezers |
60 |
1 |
0.200 |
6 |
|
Team Camfedd |
23 |
0 |
0.000 |