Pineapple Hill Saloon

4454 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys CA 91403
(818) 789-0679
  • PUB QUIZ—Tuesdays @ 8:00pm



Tue Jul 3 2018
| by Quizmaster Jeffrey Waterman

Pineapple Hill Saloon was the room where it happened on the eve of July 4th, and just like their country, these competitors were young, scrappy, and hungry. Eight KT regulars duked it out with two newbies in a bloody battle of American wits so fiercely patriotic, you could easily have mistaken the Hill for Mt. Vernon.

There's Always Next Week and The Kids Table remained neck in neck as early as Round Three, trailed none-too-far behind by the plucky Tequila Mockingbirds, but it wasn't until Round Six that a few daring double downs by newcomers Miss Vanjee Miss Vanjee Miss Vanjee sent their rockets blaring straight into third place. Unfortunately, that bomb was burst before it ever reached the air as they bowed out of the competition for the last round.

For the drinking round, competitors were tasked with submitting an American themed pun or joke. Highlights included:

'3 Beers for the Red, White, and Blue!'

'Give me liberty, or give me meth.'

And the landslide victor Raise Your Hand If You're Pretty with 'Are you an American citizen, cause I'm wondering if you're free tomorrow night? ;)'

Complete with wink face.

Our final round brought our competition to a star spangled finish, as There's Always Next Week let their flag knowledge flag fly, successfully edging ahead with the seven point lead that would be instrumental in their victory.

Well done, kids.



Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10128 There's Always Next Week 70 10 1.000
2* 10038 The Kids Table 59 8 0.850
2 Cave Lives Matter 59 8 0.850
4 Miss Vanjee Miss Vanjee Miss Vanjee 56 7 0.700
5 10155 Tequila Mockingbirds 55 6 0.600
6 14647 Raise Your Hand If You’re Pretty 51 5 0.500
7 12036 No Reservations 49 4 0.400
8 10474 Running With Ceasars 46 3 0.300
9 10063 the oxymorons 39 2 0.200
10 14252 GTL 28 0 0.050
10 Mayaway 28 0 0.050
* Won Tiebreaker