QUIZ RECAP
Tuesday night at Rasselbock. 9PM. Some say tonight was fated to happen, written about in ancient scrolls buried deep under the ground. Others say this was a whirlwind of chaos, unpredictable as a Texas weather pattern.
For this lone Quizmaster, Tuesday night was a battle of wits and will. Four teams entered, but the battlefield quickly whittled down to the top two contenders.
The Sorority of Satan, comprised of a few members of Hamburglars, came to the bar with one goal in mind: Domination. Their opponents, the dynamic duo of LFG, didn't know what to expect.
Hell. No one did.
Round after round, these valiant women dropped down their trivia knowledge like thunderbolts, shaking the very foundations of the restaurant. 90s Babies bowed out quickly, unnerved by the near omniscient skills of the top teams. PBHAD lost his will in the face of these matriarchs, leaving only two teams to compete for the grand prize.
A small reprieve came with the Appetizer Round, as even some patrons who hadn't come for trivia decided to try and sneak in to steal the delicious appetizers. LFG quickly dashed those dreams, but--in an unrivaled show of sportsmanship--shared their winnings with the bar.
In the end, it came down to Round 7--as all these matches tend to do. LFG trailed by 4, but they had confidence. They had moxie. They had maybe a few too many beers.
But it wasn't enough.
The Sorority Sisters might not have known much about The Terminator, but they were wizards at guessing the UN countries. They extended their lead and cemented their victory.
At the end of the night, the two teams shook hands and joined together for a photograph. Though they arrived as rivals, they left as sisters, and perhaps a new supergroup was born. Only time will tell.
Come join us at Rasselbock where every Tuesday at 9PM is Trivia Night!
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
20842 |
Sorority of Satan |
41 |
3 |
1.000 |
2 |
|
Let's Fucking Go (LFG) |
35 |
2 |
0.667 |
3 |
|
Punky Brewster Had a Dick (Which is Fine) |
4 |
1 |
0.333 |
4 |
|
90s Babies |
0 |
0 |
0.000 |