QUIZ RECAP

In a battle of wits, wisdom, and strategically timed sips, nine mighty teams faced off in a seven-round trivia showdown—plus a drinking round, because what’s a little knowledge without a little liquid courage? Here’s how the chaos unfolded:

Round One: Right out of the gate, baddies&2daddies, KABAM!, and I’m Adopted went neck and neck (and neck) in a general knowledge free-for-all. Turns out, they knew a little about a lot, but the rest of the field was still shaking off the cobwebs.

Round Two: The “Average Joes” round saw I’m Adopted and KABAM! pulling ahead. Average? Maybe. Above average? Absolutely. The other teams? Let’s just say they were below-average Joes.

Round Three: I’m Adopted claimed the solo lead, dominating geography and words ending in “-town.” Some teams mistakenly thought “FunkyTown” was an actual place. It is not.

Round Four: The Guess Who round focused on Norah Jones, and once again, I’m Adopted was the only team that truly Don’t Know Why everyone else wasn’t keeping up.

Round Five: Bookstores were the name of the game, and I’m Adopted proved they had the Dewey Decimal system and the trivia game on lock. Other teams tried, but their answers were more “discount bin” than “bestseller.”

Drinking Round: In a twist of fate (or just impressive chugging skills), I’m Adopted crushed the Punxsutawney Phil’s age drinking challenge question. They may not know what year he was born, but they sure drank like they’d been celebrating every Groundhog Day since.

Round Six: It was desserts, and I’m Adopted stayed sweeter than a crème brûlée while the other teams crumbled like an overbaked soufflé.

Round Seven: In a shocking finale, the topic was the Law Offices of Carter & Carter. Did anyone expect this? No. Did I’m Adopted somehow still know the answers? Yes. Were they secretly employed by Carter & Carter? Possibly.

Final Verdict:

With an iron grip on first place and a liver that’s seen things, I’m Adopted dominated from start to finish. The other teams put up a valiant fight, but in the end, they were just tourists in I’m Adopted’s trivia kingdom. Until next time, folks—stay sharp, stay weird, and never underestimate the power of knowing Norah Jones facts. We won't talk about the suspicious aura behind the win, and how I'm Adopted never wanted to be identified, never claimed their drinking round prize, nor their top prize of $1 pints. I'm sure it's perfectly reasonable and the win is normal ...mmhmm.

See you all next week!

-James