QUIZ RECAP

Trivia Recap: 7 Rounds, 1 Drinking Round, and Zero Tears (Allegedly)

Round One:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: General Knowledge. You know, the classic stuff—state capitals, dead presidents, and the occasional marsupial mating fact. There’s No Crying in Trivia took the early lead, flexing their big brains while the Vanilla Stuffed Churro Dipped in Chocolate team Googled whether churros were considered sentient.

Round Two:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: “Is it a Pope? A Cardinal? A Nun? A confused extra from Sister Act?” A round of holy identification, where contestants had to ID actors in clergy drag. Team Yeast Ingestion got confused and tried to answer in Latin. Meanwhile, There’s No Crying in Trivia held their lead like a nun gripping a ruler.

Round Three:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: Law & Order (dun-dun) plus SUV trivia, because nothing says “American justice” like grill guards and iced coffee cup holders. Ingenious Geniuses argued for 10 minutes about whether Olivia Benson drives a RAV4 or their hearts. Still, There’s No Crying in Trivia banged the gavel on another win.

Round Four:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: The mystery item was Krispy Kreme, but teams guessed everything from “Elon Musk’s secret bunker” to “doughnut-shaped dark matter.” Fab 5 tried to sniff out the answer, literally. There’s No Crying in Trivia again nailed it—because if there’s one thing they know, it’s diabetes disguised as breakfast.

Round Five:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: The Find-the-Connection round, and this one was all about poker hands. Dog Bite to the Face insisted that “three jacks and a churro” was a real hand. It was not. Meanwhile, There’s No Crying in Trivia calmly connected the dots like a psychic at a casino and kept the top spot.

Drinking Round:

Winner: Amigos-No Chicken

Subject: The wild card Skylab question, answered under the influence of hops and hubris. Amigos-No Chicken came alive like a disco ball at a NASA fundraiser and snagged the win. No one’s sure how they did it, but it involved yelling “ORBIT!” at the ceiling.

Round Six:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: -Ologies galore! From zoology to ufology, it was a buffet of disciplines ending in “someone got a PhD in this.” There’s No Crying in Trivia didn’t even flinch. Yeast Ingestion got lost somewhere around “gastrology” and asked if that was the study of fast food regrets.

Round Seven:

Leader: There’s no crying in trivia

Subject: Programming languages and NCAA football titles—a combination only a caffeine-addled quizmaster could love. Ingenious Geniuses knew their Java from their Javascript, but not their Jimbo Fishers from their Urban Meyers. There’s No Crying in Trivia brought it home yet again, proving that tears may not be allowed—but domination sure is.

Final Verdict:

There’s No Crying in Trivia crushed the night like a freshly glazed doughnut in a bear trap...and took the top prize! Congrats!

Come join us next week for the LAST King Trivia at Rescue Brewing... and come love me long time! 🤣
See you then!

-James