QUIZ RECAP

The following is inspired by a story created during the musical-themed Round 6, in which Project Unknown and I came up with the character of Salty Slug...details are based off of amusing answers for the evening. Enjoy.

Once there was a slug named Salty who lived in Israel. Salty was not content with his life there and knew there was more for him to see and do in the world, if only he could find his purpose. One day, he was visited by Bob, one of the lesser-known Apostles (thanks, Dragons Wolves!), and Paul, who everyone thinks is an Apostle but is not. They told him of many wonders on Earth and so, Salty set off on his adventure.

Salty traveled far and wide in search of his purpose. He saw Gina Carano hog wrestling (courtesy of Project Unknown), but figured that was too messy for him. He even took a road trip to see Old Faithful, and reported back his findings to Atari Kobayashi and Tidal Wave, who had no idea such a marvel even existed (but realized what he was talking about as soon as they heard the name). He even learned about palindromes from the world-renowned Mike Tyson's Speech School and how to self-sufficient from Thesaurus Rex, who chose to venture out without his family that night! But he still could not find his purpose.

At that moment, lightning struck him out of the blue...or rather, salt...since Project Unknown tossed some over their shoulder, passing off their bad luck to poor Salty. He returned home to recover and it was there, he realized that Israel was home to almost no musicals whatsoever! He took it upon himself to write his story down, filled with all the whimsical characters he encountered.

Salty Slug: the Musical opened to rave reviews and Salty lived out the rest of his days as a rich slug, gifting Mike Tyson's Speech School and Thesaurus Rex gift cards to their favorite eating establishment for coming in first and second in his book, respectively.

Fin