What a close, competitive game! While Snorts Harbour had successful Doubles in rounds 1 AND 2, they faltered in round 3 and also incorrectly guessed on the Guess Who? round, allowing The Two Stooges and Ass-Ass-Titties to creep on their lead. Then MILFS showed up out of nowhere in round 2, Doubling their points not once but TWICE! By round 6, MOC had lost their most valuable player, Fuxtyx gave up to focus on beer and wings, all while Better Out Than In! were crushing the round and continuing to hang in with the top teams. In the end we were all counting on Jersey Trash to Double his points and take the cake (and boy was he close!), but one incorrect answer cost him the game. Better luck next time.
MILFS recruited some help from around the bar to bring them into 2nd place, allowing a e tie between them and their arch nemesis Snorts Harbour. But it was The Two Stooges who successfully Doubled in the final round ("gnats" were the key there!) allowing them to take home the one and only prize of the night! Congrats guys!
Epilogue
As we look back and celebrate The Two Stooges win, we can't help but wonder how Snorts Harbour could lose after such a magnificent lead. What caused them to lose the game, you ask? Well, it was probably their unsuccessful attempt to Double in round 3, when they listed RAM as an answer that was actually a GOAT. They would continue to contest this for the rest of the game. "But Lauren, a RAM is the same thing as a GOAT," they would whine. And I all I have to say to you, my friends, is that some 7th grade student unknowingly spent 2 hours of his life creating this PowerPoint YouTube presentation so that I could one day prove to you: A RAM IS NOT THE SAME AS A GOAT! (Something to do with chromosomes, idk.)
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | The Two Stooges | 55 | 7 | 1.000 | |
2 | 13398 | Snorts harbour | 53 | 5 | 0.786 |
2 | MILFS | 53 | 5 | 0.786 | |
4 | 13397 | Ass-Ass-titties | 52 | 4 | 0.571 |
5 | Jersey Trash | 43 | 3 | 0.429 | |
6 | Better Out Than In! | 31 | 2 | 0.286 | |
7 | Fuxtyx | 10 | 1 | 0.143 | |
8 | MOC | 9 | 0 | 0.000 |