QUIZ RECAP
For the free pints round I had all the teams come up with a limerick to celebrate St. Paddy's Day. I had the bartenders judge blindly so I had no say in the decision! Here are all the limericks from the free pints round! (Danile was chosen.)
As far as the 1st picture above...Everyone gets lucky at The Dudes'!
DaNile:
There was a quizmaster at Dudes'
He was handsome and never rude
With the most angelic voice
Our M.C. number one choice
But the top of his head was NUDE!
We Suck At Trivia:
There once was a team @ trivia that sucked
when doubling round one, they usually got fucked
It was always a trial
going up against DaNile
In the end winning usually came down to luck!
Super Troopers:
Give a dude a brew & he's happy
Plus a bedroom workout and he's nappy
Take him to Dudes',
Give him lots of food
And you'll forevermore live your life happy.
Uniballers:
Pretty Butterfly
Flying in the sky
Pedro saw
Hell nah
I want it to die
Piss water Pirates:
There was once too sweet a beer
One wouldn't drink for others would leer
But other beers were too bitter
tasted like they came from the shitter
But along came a man brave enough to drink the sweet brew named Scotty Mc'Queer
CharDee McDennis:
Just some dudes a-brewin beers
Ken hosting trivia giving us tears
Double Trunks makin us sick
You might find DaNile sucking Ken's dick
Another loss for CharDee, the end is near.
The Kids R. Kelly Peed On:
There once was a team from Dudes'
Their name was a lil offensive and rude
A little mis-behaved
One bearded, one shaved
The Kids R. Kelly Peed On came for beer, not food
Jesus Is Coming, Grab A Towel:
I was on my way to Dudes'
When This Girl I Know sent me some nudes
Looked at the text
What to do next
And you know it got me in one of those moods
Eggplant:
History, film, TV & General Knowledge- Along with stuff you don't learn in college.
King Trivia is best with a beer at The Dudes' Now excuse me while I text my girl some nudes
Talk Nerdy To Me:
A Dude once wanted a beer
He ended up here
He had a few flights
Ended the night in a fight
And woke up with no underwear