QUIZ RECAP

When Repellanteres, God Of Giant Bug Spray, went to Lake Star Slam to go camping with his family, he forgot to bring extra mayonnaise for the sandwiches. So he called Homaxides, God Of Errands, to maybe schlep some over. “Schlep?” asked Homaxides? “Since when do you speak Yiddish?” Repellanteres said: “I just recently picked it up. I heard Backsonia, Goddess of Quads and Pectoral Muscles, say: ‘Again with the schmutz!’ and I had to start using it. So be a mensch and get over here!” So Homaxides threw a million years worth of mayo into his night train and trekked over to Lake Star Slam and said: “Again with the mayo!” Then he waited for Repellanteres to invite him to stay and when he didn’t, Homaxides got back on his night train and said: “I love my work!”  Look, the point is this: There were no questions about mayonnaise on King Trivia night at the Glendale Tap and that’s gotta change!

The Drinking Round was a Beyoncé Off: Whoever could do the best Beyoncé would win drinks for their team. And I guess Beyoncé only has one song because everyone did “Single Ladies” over and over. The winner went to Awkward because their player did the most cardio. I mean, she was out of breath, c’mon.

In third place tonight was Bear Down with 58 points. In second was Awkward with 60 points. And taking the night was Queen Bees with 63 points! Huh…aaah. Going us every Wednesday at 7:30 at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!