The Glendale Tap
4227 San Fernando RdGlendale CA 91204
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 7:30pm
The Glendale Tap
Glendale CA 91204
QUIZ RECAP
When Suitaneus, God Of Three-Piece Suits, posed for his passport photo near the Waterfall Of Gravity, he never thought it would take more than five minutes. But Lightaneus, God Of Natural Light, was a stickler for his craft. “I’m getting too much of a glare from the sun,” complained Light (to his friends). “Too bad we’re only gods and can’t do anything about the sun,” answered Suit (to his friends). “I’m gonna call Helios,” said Light and here’s the thing about this: Light had Hel (to his friends) on speed dial so he speed dialed the hell out of him and somehow Hel wasn’t busy and he answered and he was all: “WHAT! I’m busy burning up over here!” “Look, explained Light, “I’m in the middle of a shoot and I’m getting a weird glare off the rocks and the water and I was wondering if you could shift the sun about a mile to the east?” “Will you promise never to call me again over this?” “Oh, I promise,” said light crossing his fingers. Within two seconds, the sun shot forward a mile and Light got the exact bounce he wanted. However, just at that moment, a a chiaroscuro sketch artist named Daniel came running over yelling: “What the hell! I was working on something!” Here’s the point: The sun may move only one mile, but that doesn’t mean the trivia at the Glendale Tap ain’t gonna slap! Let’s talk!
The Drinking Round tonight was a Chris Farley Off. Post-Pink took it with an uncanny rendition of Farley talking about some woman or something. Didn’t really follow it. Didn’t matter. Free drinks!
In third place with 49 points was Not Even Trying That Hard! In second place with 55 points was Queen Bees! And taking the night with 65 points was When In Ramen! Join us each Wednesday at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 131792 | When in Ramen | 65 | 7 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 58 | 6 | 0.857 |
| 3 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 55 | 5 | 0.714 |
| 4 | Not Even Trying That Hard | 49 | 4 | 0.571 | |
| 5 | Walter’s Cronkites | 48 | 3 | 0.429 | |
| 6 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 41 | 2 | 0.286 |
| 7 | 158521 | A$AP PAPERY SCISSORY | 37 | 0 | 0.071 |
| 7 | Cold beer to go | 37 | 0 | 0.071 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Ramenaneus, God Of Packaged Noodles, flung his last delivery into the wheeled cart atop Mount Pasta, he thought he was done for the day. All he had to do next was push that cart down the steep embankment and into town for the hundreds of tiny Jackondas gathered for their annual pasta feast. When the people saw their pasta was gnocchi instead of rigatoni, there was an uproar. “Uproar!” they said at the same time. “Oh, that’s right,” he yelled to them, “I forgot you liked the rigs!” At that moment, Riganeus, God Of Rigatoni, swept down from the clouds and hand delivered, one tube at a time, rigatoni to the yelling people of the land! Because he was doing it one tube at a time though, it was starting to take hundreds of years, so Ram (to his friends) killed time by writing a cookbook titled “Next Time, Rigatoni…And In Bulk!” Here’s the point: Ask what the people want first, and give it to them one piece at a time. Let’s talk:
The Drinking Round was a Dog-Off: Of the three dogs in the bar for trivia—Ramen, Caz and Q-Bert, who could do the best impression of one of them? The winner? Not Not Horny for capturing the manner of a dog drinking at a bar.
In third place tonight was Darling Nikki’s at 45 points. In second was Brothers Of Destruction at 51. And taking the night soundly was Post-Pink with 54 points. Come back next week to the Glendale Tap for more trivia fun!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 54 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Brothers of Destruction | 51 | 10 | 0.909 | |
| 3 | 164060 | Darling Nikki's | 45 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Foxymoron | 44 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | 164062 | Piercing the paradigm | 34 | 7 | 0.636 |
| 6 | Live Laugh Love | 35 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | Dakota Johnson is a good actress i promise | 34 | 5 | 0.455 | |
| 8 | 164069 | Butter Queens | 32 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 31 | 3 | 0.273 |
| 10 | Doggy Bags | 29 | 2 | 0.182 | |
| 11 | 164055 | AMMO | 27 | 1 | 0.091 |
| 12 | 164059 | Not Not Horny | 25 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Rockaneus, God Of Rock Skipping, claimed to misunderstand the rules after the judges disqualified him for skipping his rock off the forehead of Zygomeus, God Of Zygomatic arches, he gave what he thought was a valid explanation. “You didn’t say it had to be off the water!” claimed Rock (to his friends). “Look, I get it,” said Zygo (to his friends), “I have a distractingly large zygomatic arch and it practically screams out to have a rock skipped off it.” For the next ten years, the judges conferred and finally came up with a decision. “After much deliberation we have determined that skipping a rock off a god’s face…IS GOOD!” And at this, the entire crowd chucked rocks at the zygomatic arches of both Rock and Zygo until rocks skipped in every cosmic, star-reaching direction. When the last rock had flown off into the ether and it was silent again, the judges finally spoke out with: “Okay, start over.” Here’s the point: very few trivia nights in bars allow rock skipping. Let’s talk:
Tonight’s Drinking Round was a Jaws-Off: the best reenactment of a scene from “Jaws” would win free drinks. Post-Pink took it with a rousing rendition of “Show Me The Way To Go Home” that featured me as the damn shark. Free drinks!
In third place with 72 points was Foxymoron. In second with 73 was When In Ramen. And taking the night with 82 points was Post-Pink. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 82 | 10 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 72 | 9 | 0.900 |
| 3 | 131792 | When in Ramen | 73 | 8 | 0.800 |
| 4 | Foxymoron | 72 | 7 | 0.700 | |
| 5 | 163122 | You Don’t Mess with the Zohran | 65 | 6 | 0.600 |
| 6 | 134280 | Rob’s Angels | 60 | 5 | 0.500 |
| 7 | 135457 | Cheese knees | 61 | 4 | 0.400 |
| 8 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 60 | 3 | 0.300 |
| 9 | 163126 | Show Me Potato Salad | 52 | 2 | 0.200 |
| 10 | 163132 | Just 1 Drink | 48 | 1 | 0.100 |
| 11 | Jazz Cats | 46 | 0 | 0.000 |
