The Glendale Tap
4227 San Fernando RdGlendale CA 91204
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 7:30pm
The Glendale Tap
Glendale CA 91204
QUIZ RECAP
When Skyaneus, God Of Clouds, pushed his last cirrostratus to its right position for the day, he thought he’d be done until Saturday (his replacement, Stratusaneus, would take over while he was vacationing in Thessaloniki). But at the last minute, Sky (to his friends) saw a stray cumulus roiling in its own neighborhood of the sky. And this stray wasn’t just off on its own; it also seemed to Sky to be escaping. “Cloud on the run!” yelled Sky as he zoomed over to it, grabbed it by its collar and said: “Where you think you’re going son? And how do you have a collar?” The cloud, Puffy, answered: “Look, it’s a long story, but you gotta let me go!” Here’s the point: When you see the police chasing a cloud, sometimes that cloud did nothing wrong, which is a great metaphor for trivia at the Glendale Tap last night. Let’s talk!
Race To The Bottom, the new drinking round, was won by Foxymoron. Their number? Seven! So far, the highest lowest number! Free drinks!
In third place tonight with a score of 60 points was Jazzcats. In second place with a score of 62 was Post-Pink. And taking the whole night was Moose & Squirrel with a score of 65 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 66 | 11 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 76213 | Moose and squirrel | 65 | 10 | 0.909 |
| 3 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 62 | 9 | 0.818 |
| 4 | Jazzcats | 60 | 8 | 0.727 | |
| 5 | Foxymoron | 58 | 7 | 0.636 | |
| 6 | Boogie Down | 57 | 6 | 0.545 | |
| 7 | 166349 | My son was a good boy. Signed, Epstein’s Mother | 58 | 5 | 0.455 |
| 8 | 167360 | Not Even Trying That Hard | 48 | 4 | 0.364 |
| 9 | Epstein Didn’t Quiz Himself | 43 | 3 | 0.273 | |
| 10 | 131792 | When in Ramen | 41 | 2 | 0.182 |
| 11 | Goofy Goober | 38 | 1 | 0.091 | |
| 12 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 37 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Wittiness, God Of Jokes, delivered his last zinger to the crowd of five billion floating in the galaxy at the One Billionth Annual Godly Talent Show Of The Whole Damn Universe, he said: “But I guess that makes Zeus my dad!” Up until that point, Wit (to his friends) was a having a pretty good set. But he had just broken the only real rule in godlike comedy: Don’t mention Zeus. The Z Man. The Top Dog. The Big Cosmic Enchilada. Wit had done it and immediately started to pay a price. “Wow,” he said, “tough crowd.” “NOT AS TOUGH…AS THIS!” boomed a voice from deep in Zeta II Reticula. Then, a large tomato came hurling out of the vortex, like the glass Phantom Zone triangle in “Superman II.” It sucked Wit up into it, whereupon he said: “This shouldn’t be so bad. I hear they’re a lot like working on cruise ships.” Here’s the point: This kind of thing happens all the time at The Glendale Tap on King Trivia night. Let’s talk!
Race To The Bottom was won by Quiz In Your Pants. Their guess? 2!
In third place tonight was Queen Bees with 51, followed by second placers Rob’s Angels with 53. And taking the night was When In Ramen with 64 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 131792 | When in Ramen | 64 | 15 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 134280 | Rob’s Angels | 53 | 14 | 0.933 |
| 3 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 51 | 13 | 0.867 |
| 4 | Boogie Down | 50 | 12 | 0.800 | |
| 5 | Jazzcats | 49 | 11 | 0.733 | |
| 6 | 166598 | X Force | 46 | 10 | 0.667 |
| 7 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 44 | 9 | 0.600 |
| 8 | Pizzadena Rising | 42 | 8 | 0.533 | |
| 9 | 166597 | Dyl Pickles | 39 | 7 | 0.467 |
| 10 | 76213 | Moose and squirrel | 36 | 6 | 0.400 |
| 11 | Quiz in my pants | 33 | 5 | 0.333 | |
| 12 | FoxyMorons | 32 | 4 | 0.267 | |
| 13 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 26 | 3 | 0.200 |
| 14 | 166594 | Tears for Beers | 24 | 2 | 0.133 |
| 15 | Team Fifteen | 13 | 0 | 0.033 | |
| 15 | 166602 | The third wheel | 13 | 0 | 0.033 |
QUIZ RECAP
When Cherraneus, God Of Pitless Cherries, hurled his last few cherries at the Wall Of Doom, a nine million-mile high wall for athletic climbing, he thought for sure he had thrown them hard enough that they’d stick. But the last few he shot didn’t stick so well. Instead, they started to slowly sag and droop down the wall, which was troublesome for those athletic gods who were climbing it. You see, Cherr (to his friends) would throw a cherry with the force of a World War II-era Howitzer and they would stay fastened unmovable into the wall, thus providing stairs for those climbing. But these last few weren’t sticking and many gods did slide down into the Abyss Of Then, a time portal that sent them not only back in time but a place in time in which they really screwed up hard. “Don’t make me experience that again!” screamed Rocking, Goddess Of Concrete as she slid back to her high school prom in which Danny Less threw up on her tiara. “No, not again!” wailed Kumquaticus, God Of Lesser Fruits, as he inched inexorably to that time in boy scouts where he had six seconds to tie three sheepshanks and couldn’t do it. Here’s the point: Remembering back to to past failures is fine as long as it doesn’t scrape up your knees on a downward slide to hell. Let’s talk!
The Drinking Round was a departure. We played Race To The Bottom. Each team wrote down a number on a piece of paper and whoever wrote down the lowest without being repeated by another team won free drinks. The winner? Eureka, with 5! Brilliant and amazing!
In third place with 56 points was None Ya Badness, Woman. In second with 59 points was Post-Pink. And dominating the festivities like a walrus in a kiddie pool was Pizzadena Rising with 73 points! Join us every Wednesday at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Pizzadena Rising | 73 | 9 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 133034 | Post-Pink | 59 | 8 | 0.889 |
| 3 | None ya bidness, woman | 56 | 7 | 0.778 | |
| 4 | FoxyMorons | 54 | 6 | 0.667 | |
| 5 | 143324 | Glendale Tap This!! | 52 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 49 | 4 | 0.444 |
| 7 | EUREKA | 46 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | 165655 | Fantastic 4!!! | 38 | 2 | 0.222 |
| 9 | Jazz Cats | 37 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | Quiz in my pants | 35 | 0 | 0.000 |
