QUIZ RECAP

When Pewterea, Goddess Of Mugs, said “Cheers!” to her date, Linteus, God Of Laundry, she slammed her froth-filled stein right against his and broke not only it but also his spirit. “Ow,” he said. “Did I hurt you?” she asked. “On the inside,”’he answered. Quickly, she shrunk herself small dived into his mouth to see where. “Where?” she asked him as she slid past his uvula and down farther into his throat. “Lower,” he said. At his upper ribs, she asked: “Here?” “Lower,” said Linteus. And that’s when she saw it: Linteus’s heart was in a sling from last year’s Battle Of Troy Reenactment. “A preexisting condition,” he told Pewterea. Removing the chewing gum from her mouth, she quickly applied it to the busted ventricle on the upper right of the heart. “Strawberry?” asked Lint. “Guava,” corrected Pew as she shot back up out of his throat and returned to her regular god-like size. “Now, don’t let that happen again!” Point is: Nothing like this happened at Glendale Tap tonight on King Trivia Night.

The Drinking Round was a Simpsons off, the winner was Big Fat Angry Bullies That Hate The Nerd! Great job!

In third place with 50 points was Champagne Problems (great name!). In second place with 51 points was Queen Bees and destroying the night with 62 points was Big Fat Angry Bullies That Hate The Nerd! Thanks for coming to King Trivia night at The Glendale Tap, know’m sayn’?