QUIZ RECAP

When Floriderus, God Of Toothpaste, took a good look at the giant incisors of the Gromboxula, the fabled but also very real creature from the Fourth Quadrant of Hijaxia that currently bore down on him with quickening hunger, he declared: “Wow, dude! You gotta floss!” Grom (to his friends) immediately stopped his attack, covered his mouth in shame, and said: “Hey, easy, man. Not in front of al these people.” Watching from cliffs dotted with tents, hot stoves and RV’s, sure enough, was a crowd of about a thousand fools cheering for neither participant in this melee; their excitement was brought upon by the mere fact that there even was a fight. “I think they want us both to lose,” said Grom to Flo (to his friends). “I just want you to floss,” said Flo. Here’s the point: This scene played out exactly in that manner at the Glendale Tap tonight. Let’s talk.

I barely know who Moo Deng is, but a guy on a team by himself (Solo Gig) came up and did what he said was an impression of a pygmy hippo and I guess he did it right because he won. Free beer!

In third place tonight was the aforementioned Solo Gig with 51 points. With 52 points was Queen Bees. And taking the night was Rob’s Angels with 53 points. Come back next week for another King Trivia night at the Glendale Tap!