QUIZ RECAP

When Rooferaneus, God Of Rooftops, hammered the last nail into the top of his customer’s house, he immediately screamed: “I’m outta here!” and slid down the slide he’d put there for just such easy escapes. “Not so fast!” a voice boomed from above. Looking up, Roof (to his friends) saw only two large, black, hairy holes. “Zoom out!” yelled Roof to the figure from above. “Oh, sorry,” the sky-bound voice said and did just that: zoomed out an appropriate amount to reveal the nose of Cloudeneus, God Of Clouds. “Oh hey, Cloud (to his friends). What’re you doing up there?” said Roof sarcastically as Cloud’s face came into focus. “Need a favor,” said Cloud. “You’re kidding,” thought Roof. “You’re kidding,” said Roof. “The top of my mother-in-law’s house got blown away by a kraken fart this morning and she’s gonna need a new one.” “A kraken?” asked Roof, “don’t you mean the kraken?” “Oh, there’s more than one now,” said Cloud. And there began an entire argument about what constituted a real kraken against the one true kraken and before they knew it, Cloud’s mother-in-law had won a rental apartment lottery and found a new place all by herself. Here’s the point: If you don’t stay on topic, the problem you have one minute might just go away the next. Nothing like that happened at The Glendale Tap Wednesday night. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was a Cher Off. The best impression of Cher won free drinks. The winner? Foxymoron with a scene from Moonstruck where she slaps Nicolas Cage. It counted.

In third place tonight was When In Ramen with with 63. In second was Forgive Me Father, The Beef Has Gone Sour! with 65 points. And taking the night, and Cher’s heart, was Foxymoron with 67 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!