QUIZ RECAP

Ephemereus, God Of Hobbies, was just putting the last touches of glue on his model Messerschmitt when there was a knock at his brain. Not his door. His head. “Come in!” he said to whoever was knocking. “Yeah, I’m already in!” was the answer from Craneus, God Of Heads. “Oh, Craneus!” said Eph (to his friends). “How’d you get in there?” he asked him. “I’m Craneus,” he answered. “I’m always in here! Time to do a deep clean!” he observed. And so for the next three hours, Cran (to his friends) industrially hosed down Eph’s central sulcus, parietal lobe, and corpus callosum. “I have a corpus callosum?” asked Eph. “Sounds like a place where you have chariot races.” “Hey, that reminds me!” said Cran, “I have to host bar trivia tonight, and boy the bartenders better not win!” Here’s the point: When the bartenders win, it sets a mood. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round tonight was a Turtle Off. Whoever could do the best impression of a teenaged mutant ninja turtle would win free drinks for their team. Rob’s Angels clinched it with an impression that I guess was pretty good. I have no idea, but they won! Free drinks!

In a monumental display of never-before-seen pop culture prowess, Glendale Tap This! (the bartenders) won! This never (!) happens. So, true to form, they passed their winnings to the next team down. So, in third place was Garbagetown with 49 points. In second was When In Ramen with 50 points. And taking first was Rob’s Angels with 57 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!