QUIZ RECAP

When Laundranea, Goddess Of Laundry, threw her last load into the Cosmic Dryer (the 3.5 Lightyear by Amana, to be exact, a brand known for its speed, efficiency and being larger than most black holes), she thought that would be her last one for the day. But no! Suddenly, from her periphery, Clinganeus, God Of Static Cling, drifted down like so much floating lint and landed lightly on her shoulder. “Hey, Laund (to her friends),” he said, “got time for one more?” Cling (to his friends) dug into his toga and yanked out some soiled and awful dungarees  for Laund to clean. “By hand, please,” requested Cling. “You asked for it,” answered Laund as she blew the dungarees out of Cling’s grasp with the power of her universe-fueled breath and into the tanker-sized mitts of Handaneus, God Of Palms. Quickly bringing the edges of Cling’s garment together with one hand, Hand (to his friends) created so much friction that the dungs (to their friends) caught fire and immediately evaporated in the expanse between what palm rewards know to be the fate and fame lines of Hand’s enormous, well, hands. Smoke from the destroyed pants filled the universe and rained down on black holes for centuries to come. “Hey,” said Cling. “You didn’t say by my hand,” answered Laund. Here’s the point: This exact scene played out tonight at the Glendale Tap. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round was won by Queen Bees whose team member sang a Tina Turner song. No one could compete and no one did. You too can be “simply the best” if no one will challenge you. Free drinks all around (for that one team).

In third place tonight was Foxymoron with 54 points. In second was Rob’s Angels with 61 points. And dominating the night was Queen Bees with 72 points. Come back next week for more King Trivia Fun at the Glendale Tap!