QUIZ RECAP

When Runneria, Goddess of Sprinting, leapt her last lump (a particularly obstructive bump in the dirt road before her, deposited there by the Cosmic Hurdle Society the night before), she was ready to accept her Leggy, a rusty trophy depicting a large brown ostrich bounding through the air. But instead, a voice from on high boomed down at her with: “Not so fast, Runny (to her friends)!” “But doing things fast is what I’m about!” she answered. “We would like you to run one more race! And that is the race…of the bag!” To her left was a large wool sack. “You think I’ve never done a sack race before?” she laughed. “With the sack…over your head?” the voice boomed. Runny put the sack over her head and it was only then that the Voice realized that her legs were still free to run fast and run fast they did. “Yeah, I didn’t think about that,” said the Voice. Here’s the point: Know your opponent’s handicaps. Let’s talk:

The Drinking Round tonight was a Sesame Off: the best impression of any character from Sesame Street would win free drinks. Everyone did the Count. Everyone won.

There was a tie for second place tonight. The winner of the tie breaker was Baby Fish Mouth by only being three hundred and fifty million oil barrels off the correct answer. So: in third place was Queen Bees with 43 points. In second with 43 was Baby Fish Mouth. And destroying the night with 44 points was Foxymoron. Come back every Wednesday at 7:30 for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!