QUIZ RECAP

When Masseusea, Goddess Of Massages, dug her cosmic digits into the latissimus dorci of Trapezius, God Of Back Muscles, she went through her mind ands scanned all the different ways she had to deliver the bad news to him. For it was apparent that what she felt, just below the trap muscle and above the teris major, was a small head. Like, literally. A small bald head was quite obviously protruding under Trap’s (to his friends) skin. “I’ve heard of kinks before, but this is ridiculous,” said Mass (to her fiends ) to herself. “Hey, that sounds personal,” answered Trap. Turns out, Mass had not just thought it, but actually said it. Out loud. “Trap, you have a little head here underneath your skin and it looks like it’s trying to say something. May I lance around the skin here?” asked Mass. Still thinking she was joking, Trap said: “Yeah, right, sure!” Taking this as permission to do so, Mass grabbed a long pin (one used in the One Millionth Annual Cockroach Jousting Contest from the week before) and pierced the area around the protuberance of the head. After a few uncomfortable moments, an even more uncomfortable moment presented itself when the small head in question presented itself by making eye contact with Trap in the mirror and saying: “This would never happen on trivia night Wednesdays at The Glendale Tap!” And you know what? That head was right. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round was a Friends Off: Woke And Broke won because their team had two players! Free beers! All two of them!

In third place was I Am The Devil And Don’t You Forget It! with 45 points. In second was Foxymoron with 64 points. And dominating the night was Nine Inch Ales with 67 points! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at The Glendale Tap