QUIZ RECAP

When Suitaneus, God Of Three-Piece Suits, posed for his passport photo near the Waterfall Of Gravity, he never thought it would take more than five minutes. But Lightaneus, God Of Natural Light, was a stickler for his craft. “I’m getting too much of a glare from the sun,” complained Light (to his friends). “Too bad we’re only gods and can’t do anything about the sun,” answered Suit (to his friends). “I’m gonna call Helios,” said Light and here’s the thing about this: Light had Hel (to his friends) on speed dial so he speed dialed the hell out of him and somehow Hel wasn’t busy and he answered and he was all: “WHAT! I’m busy burning up over here!”  “Look, explained Light, “I’m in the middle of a shoot and I’m getting a weird glare off the rocks and the water and I was wondering if you could shift the sun about a mile to the east?” “Will you promise never to call me again over this?” “Oh, I promise,” said light crossing his fingers. Within  two seconds, the sun shot forward a mile and Light got the exact bounce he wanted. However, just at that moment, a a chiaroscuro sketch artist named Daniel came running over yelling: “What the hell! I was working on something!” Here’s the point: The sun may move only one mile, but that doesn’t mean the trivia at the Glendale Tap ain’t gonna slap! Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round tonight was a Chris Farley Off. Post-Pink took it with an uncanny rendition of Farley talking about some woman or something. Didn’t really follow it. Didn’t matter. Free drinks!

In third place with 49 points was Not Even Trying That Hard! In second place with 55 points was Queen Bees! And taking the night with 65 points was When In Ramen! Join us each Wednesday at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!