QUIZ RECAP

When Cherraneus, God Of Pitless Cherries, hurled his last few cherries at the Wall Of Doom, a nine million-mile high wall for athletic climbing, he thought for sure he had thrown them hard enough that they’d stick. But the last few he shot didn’t stick so well. Instead, they started to slowly sag and droop down the wall, which was troublesome for those athletic gods who were climbing it. You see, Cherr (to his friends) would throw a cherry with the force of a World War II-era Howitzer and they would stay fastened unmovable into the wall, thus providing stairs for those climbing. But these last few weren’t sticking and many gods did slide down into the Abyss Of Then, a time portal that sent them not only back in time but a place in time in which they really screwed up hard. “Don’t make me experience that again!” screamed Rocking, Goddess Of Concrete as she slid back to her high school prom in which Danny Less threw up on her tiara. “No, not again!” wailed Kumquaticus, God Of Lesser Fruits, as he inched inexorably to that time in boy scouts where he had six seconds to tie three sheepshanks and couldn’t do it. Here’s the point: Remembering back to to past failures is fine as long as it doesn’t scrape up your knees on a downward slide to hell. Let’s talk!

The Drinking Round was a departure. We played Race To The Bottom. Each team wrote down a number on a piece of paper and whoever wrote down the lowest without being repeated by another team won free drinks. The winner? Eureka, with 5! Brilliant and amazing!

In third place with 56 points was None Ya Badness, Woman. In second with 59 points was Post-Pink. And dominating the festivities like a walrus in a kiddie pool was Pizzadena Rising with 73 points! Join us every Wednesday at the Glendale Tap for more King Trivia fun!