QUIZ RECAP

When Yackania, Goddess Of Running One’s Trap, got done with doing just that at the end of her day, a thunderclap went off and for her that was like getting an email. “Please check your messages,” a voice amidst the booming said. Yack
(to her fiends) dug into her flowing robe of burlap (she called Wednesdays hemp days), and did indeed check her messages. She saw one from Zeus, the God Of All. The message was clear: “No more talking. No more yacking. Utter one more syllable and I’ll have you cancelled.” Yack’s first thought was: “Did someone hack Zeus’s account? This doesn’t sound like him at all.” And, sure enough, after some thorough digging, Yack discovered that a group of opportunistic underlings temporarily usurped Zeus’s account and posed as him while he was sunning on Mercury. (“I get really bad service on Mercury,” Zeus later defended upon his return, “and I never take my phone with me. That wasn’t me.”) The mystery of who tried to silence Yack is still unknown, but Yack believes it might’ve been a pub trivia team called We Deserve To Win, a group long annoyed by Yack’s trivia hosting decibel levels. Here’s the point: Any team called We Deserve To Win is hilarious. Let’s talk.

The Drinking Round was won handily by Jazzcats who didn’t win Up Or Down so much as not lose it. Free drinks!

In third place with a score of 51 points was Foxymoron. In second with 54 was Password Is Taco. And taking the whole night with 58 was The Beasts. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!