When Lampanea, Goddess Of Lamps, changed her one billionth light bulb in preparation for the one millionth surprise birthday party for Blindaneus, God Of The Sightless, she thought about how many people would think:”Wait, it’s his one millionth birthday, or his one millionth surprise birthday party?” And Lamp (to her friends) liked the ambiguity of it: Was Blind (to his friends) a million years old? And has he had a surprise party thrown for him every year? Letting people wonder about this was fun for her because she didn’t know herself. Somehow, Blind got thrown a surprise birthday party every year and was always surprised. “You don’t remember last year?” people would ask and he would go: “Not really, no,” answered Blind. And, in that moment, he became the envy of everyone with an opinion: How great would it be to get thrown a surprise birthday party every year and to never expect it to happen! Long story short, Blind showed up to his one millionth surprise birthday party and never saw it coming (mainly because he was blind), though everyone else did. “I never saw it coming…again!” he exclaimed. Here’s the point: I was constantly surprised by the going-on of trivia at the Glendale Tap tonight. Let’s talk!
The Gems showed up late, did the Drinking Round and won the high low competition in a pinch! The rules? Either say “High!” or “Low!” and if you’re right you win. The Gems strategy was to win. Free drinks!
In third place tonight was Foxymoron with 60 points. In second was Queen Bees with 65. And dominating in first with 83 points was Rob’s Angels. Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at the Glendale Tap!
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 174579 | Rob’s Angels | 83 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 98077 | Queen Bees | 65 | 8 | 0.889 |
| 3 | Foxymoron | 60 | 7 | 0.778 | |
| 4 | 167360 | Not Even Trying That Hard | 54 | 6 | 0.667 |
| 5 | 174589 | My arch nemesis Chris Prosecco | 47 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | 35430 | Solo Gig | 45 | 3 | 0.389 |
| 6 | 80852 | Nine Inch Ales | 45 | 3 | 0.389 |
| 8 | 162542 | Quiztopher Walken | 38 | 2 | 0.222 |
| 9 | The gems | 27 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | 174580 | Glendale Tap This | 23 | 0 | 0.000 |
