QUIZ RECAP
Twas four nights before Christmas and all through the pub,
The shoppers were all drinking and shoveling their grub.
Their purchases all stowed ‘neath their tables with care,
Waiting for Quizmaster Lou to get there.
After a day of last chance Christmas shopping,
What better time for King Trivia Pub hopping?
I just settled down to the deep fried sampler platter,
When up there on stage there arose such a clatter!
I flipped open my quiz book as if in a dream,
While tapping my iphone to register my team!
Peering over my pint glass, looking up from my page,
A man with a microphone had taken the stage!
Hawaiian shirted, clipboard toting, knowing what to do,
I knew in a moment, it was Quizmaster Lou!
Mumbling, fumbling, his papers fell on the floor,
Testing sound levels and a little bit more...
"We've got lots of trivia, statistics and lore,
If you've seen the newsletter you'll get a high score!"
And then in a twinkling, he began to ask questions,
There was sports, pop culture and even picture sessions!
Through appetizers and booze, we slogged through the night,
The competition was fierce, it was a jolly good fight!
Someone whispered, "Double or Nothing, sixth Round!"
And the retort "So's everyone else! Level playing ground..."
At last came the end and the scores were all read,
The prizes awarded and players ready for bed.
Quizmaster Lou packed up his gear nice and tight,
Dashed out the door and cried, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"