When Geoffrey Chaucer wrote The Canterbury Tales, he told the story of travelers on donkeyback who seek out King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern. I bought new sneakers, so I thank our teams for parking their donkeys on Moorpark Street.
Keep My Team Name Out Ya Fuckin' Mouth and These Hoes took home the top two prizes but a lake-based Tiebreaker was needed. Drink Pineapple Juice Because OJ Might Kill You knew more about Lake Superior than Genetics, earning third place.
See you all again next week for more King Trivia at The Oaks Tavern! Also, there's a donkey outside with its lights on. Please check your donkeys. We do not have donkey cables.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 59176 | Keep my Team Name out ya fuckin mouth | 70 | 7 | 1.000 |
2 | These hoes | 51 | 6 | 0.857 | |
3* | 76088 | Drink pineapple juice because OJ might kill you | 45 | 4 | 0.643 |
3 | 11923 | Genetics | 45 | 4 | 0.643 |
5 | Rice and beans | 44 | 3 | 0.429 | |
6 | 75047 | Dirty Mike and The Boyz | 33 | 2 | 0.286 |
7 | 21623 | Sharon’s Harem | 32 | 1 | 0.143 |
8 | 72345 | Tequila Tots | 29 | 0 | 0.000 |