QUIZ RECAP

Tonight was poetry night at The Press, dedicated to Cornelius "The Head" Davenport.

Beer-Winning poem (honorable mentions pictured in the gallery above):

The Ballad of Paco & Cornelius

By Tuesdays with Rory

As he slept soundly in bed,

Paco dreamt of dreams better left unsaid.

When at his door a voice did call

'Twas a severed head floating through the hall.

Paco! It screamed with a menacing growl,

As he closed both his eyes and clenched his bowels,

"Tonight is the night, for it is Halloween,

You must do my bidding and then flee the scene."

And so he then whispered into Paco's ear,

As the plan soon did become clear

To ask for a poem before all of his peers.

... Fuck you Paco!