QUIZ RECAP

Scene: INT. RECESS ROOM - 7:00 PM.

King Trivia players find themselves in an intimate setting. Four teams are competing for $10, $20, and $40 gift cards. This is drastically different from the full house we've had in recent weeks. Quizmaster Charlotte also finds herself in an intimate setting, brought on by Daddy Down coming up with super flirtatious team names she is forced to read aloud. Their ass-kissing will not save them tonight.

Team With No Name has done this before, but has a rough night. In spite of it all, they have fun with it, and do not let fourth place dampen their spirits. Inspiring.

Charlotte's Delight arrives to take a vacation from their own screwed up world, where "Charlotte" is spelled like "Charolette" regularly, although the name is never pronounced CHAR-ROE-LETTE. In the real world, there is only one spelling -- the CORRECT spelling. It remains unclear whether Charlotte's Delight scores third because of a failed double-down and a double-down that should have been, or because Quizmaster Charlotte is discreetly taking points away as punishment for such a monstrosity. We may never know.

Home Team knows little about Gerard Butler, the future Mr. Quizmaster Charlotte, much to the disappointment of some. This does not, however, deter him from identifying his school-set movies, V answers, and Crowdiest Places on Earth. His depth of knowledge surely is an enigma.

Thirsty Pretzels are thirsty, all right -- thirsty for free money and food! These salty carbohydrates hold their lead throughout the entire game, being well-versed in all things general, V-ish, Hottest Man On The Planet-esque, Bond, James Bond, and baseball starting pitchers. They will return next week to slaughter again... or will they?