QUIZ RECAP

The Recess Room's final King Trivia of 2019 was a magnificent success for numerous reasons:

1. Even though Thirsty Pretzels didn't have the best night, they're still in the running for the Tournament of Champions, so they had nothing to stress over.

2. The Pathological Lawyers did NOT come in last place, and they had one hell of a good time.

3. Ian was not able to join team Fuck Ian, but ya know what, YOU DON'T NEED HIM ANYWAY. Y'all did just fine on your own. You hear that, Ian? FINE.

4. Daddy Down showed up with newbies to form The Gang Does Trivia, and they were warmly welcomed back after a long hiatus.

5. Baby Cheeses got the last available table, much to their relief. This meant no one was left without a seat, much to your Quizmaster's relief. They almost accepted defeat and surrender of their third place prize upon realizing they didn't know squat about Mortal Kombat II "kombatants," but in a wild stroke of luck, no one ranked below them didn't know squat either!

6. Ava's Minions could celebrate with a shrimp on the barbie, mate! They had an Australian on their team to help them with all [one] of the Australian questions, which [somewhat] singlehandedly contributed to their second place victory!

7. And Highway Stars, after dying for a Recess Room win over the past couple weeks, finally got first place and a free appetizer for being the first to nail Alfred E. Neuman as the Guess Who? of the week. They fouled up on a 'stachy double down, but got the MAD Magazine mascot on the 10-point clue, doubled down on "The Office" connections, and aced (though doubling down would have been to much of a slaughter) their "kombatants."

Well done, my merry little elves! Enjoy your holidays, and I'll see you all in 2020!