QUIZ RECAP

When Mirtheus, God Of Good Times, was getting dressed for the God Gala, the megaannial event that celebrates all gods great and small, he had narrowed it down to either the purple toga or the fuchsia dashiki. “I don’t have the sandals for the dashiki!” he roared to the heavens. “What will they say when I roll in there with a fuchsia base and off footwear? I’ll get laughed out of the squad!” In the end, he picked up the entirety of Argentina, flipped in the air like a coin, and let it fall. It landed on its underside (which explains the country’s current economic situation) and said: “Okay, fuchsia dashiki with huaraches it is!” After arriving at the gala that night, he immediately saw that Reonimus, God Of Neon, had the exact same outfit. Both gods turned tail and ran in the complete opposite directions, staying the hell away from each other all night long. Point is: No awkward run-ins like this occurred at The Thirsty Crow on King Trivia Night! Let’s talk!

When the answer to a question is “Borat,” the answer “Sacha Baron Cohen” is unacceptable. Everyone should know this.

The Drinking Round was a Snoop-Off. Whoever could do the best Snoop Doggy Dogg won free drinks for their team. No one seemed to care and that was fine by me! Jesù Christo took the win and, really, who better?

In third place and winning the tie breaker was Rollo's Humans with 42 points. In second place with 55 points was Carter Biden 2024. And taking the night was Jesù Christo! It's The Beauty Bistro! with 65 points. Come back to The Thirsty Crow every Monday night at 9 for more King Trivia fun!