Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 88362 | Blue Collar Kittens | 80 | 10 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Harry’s Stylist | 73 | 9 | 0.900 | |
| 3 | 88360 | Under DCist’s Radar | 68 | 8 | 0.800 |
| 4 | Team In Name Only | 66 | 7 | 0.700 | |
| 5 | Low Expectations | 63 | 5 | 0.550 | |
| 5 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 63 | 5 | 0.550 |
| 7 | Haus always wins | 58 | 4 | 0.400 | |
| 8 | Allan Woods Flowers | 46 | 3 | 0.300 | |
| 9 | Queen&Slim | 40 | 2 | 0.200 | |
| 10 | Team Express | 31 | 1 | 0.100 | |
| 11 | Half Baked | 15 | 0 | 0.000 |
