Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 54 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Legalize Blackmail! | 44 | 7 | 0.833 | |
| 2 | Beer, Root | 44 | 7 | 0.833 | |
| 4 | 129460 | The Motion to Rename Dulles Airport | 42 | 6 | 0.667 |
| 5 | 129471 | Dan Dan | 39 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | Why not | 37 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | Trivially Alone | 32 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | 124120 | Tom edges ever closer to death | 29 | 2 | 0.222 |
| 9 | 129479 | The clowns | 22 | 1 | 0.111 |
| 10 | The Protein Sisters | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |
