Thirsty Crow is a neighborhood sports bar with east-Asian bar bites from chef James Wozniuk, 24 drafts, and fun and approachable cocktails. We show NFL Sunday Ticket and UFC, have free pool tables, board games, and guest chef pop-ups weekly.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 84062 | Let’s all commit tax fraud! | 66 | 8 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Let's all commit voter fraud | 52 | 7 | 0.875 | |
| 3 | Bauhaus of the Dragon | 40 | 6 | 0.750 | |
| 4 | 137846 | Alright, Alright | 32 | 5 | 0.625 |
| 5 | 137844 | Democracy Dies Today | 26 | 4 | 0.500 |
| 6 | Angel babies gone rogue | 14 | 3 | 0.375 | |
| 7 | Late Greats | 11 | 2 | 0.250 | |
| 8 | 137845 | My cat’s at the hospital | 10 | 1 | 0.125 |
| 9 | Washington Mavericks | 0 | 0 | 0.000 |
