The White Harte

22456 Ventura Blvd.
Woodland Hills CA 91364
(818) 224-3822
  • Tuesdays @ 8:00pm
About The White Harte

"A British pub so legitimate that British people actually frequent it, Woodland Hills' White Harte Pub is also popular with everyone from the just-turned-21 crowd to the middle-aged happy hour set."



Tue Jul 31 2018
| by Quizmaster Adam Hardie

You guys! You guys! You guys! I got a new PA!!! (My dumb ass diagnosed the problem wrong. Luckily Sara & everyone at the King Trivia office hooked me up! I really would've been SOL without it, because WE WERE PAAAAAAAACKED!!!!! We had teams sharing friggin' tables!

Tonight's drinking round was "Everyone's a Comedian" where I had teams write jokes. Mary and I picked out favorite! Some were political, some were really dark, and some I didn't understand until I read through them again while writing this. The lucky drink winners were Baby's Night Out! With: "Did you hear about the man with five dicks? ... His pants fit like a glove!" Congrats! That sounds like a classic, but I can honestly say I've never heard it before!

Meanwhile... In our regular trivia game... In 3rd place, the weasels that pack a punch! The Fighting Mongooses! Consistently scoring high in all 7 rounds!

Skyrocketing above 8 of their competitors and into 2nd place, with a perfect double down in the final round! A team with the dirtiest, longest and hardest (to say) names I've encountered in a long while, newcomers Dildo Teabaggins & the Mustache Ride of the Gods!

Tonight's champions, Doubling down in round 3 and holding onto that lead throughout the rest of the game! With a 3 game hot streak of at least 91 degrees, Hotter Than a Right Triangle!

Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing! Please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!

-Adam \m/(>.<)\m/

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 10735 Hotter Than a Right Triangle 59 12 1.000
2 15850 Dildo Teabaggins & the Mustache Ride of the Gods 55 11 0.917
3 14206 The Fighting Mongooses 49 10 0.833
4 13259 Straight Squids 48 9 0.750
5 15845 Baby's Night Out 47 7 0.625
5 15849 Shady Gents In The Corner 47 7 0.625
7 15090 There's No Such Thing as South Detroit 44 5 0.458
7 10206 Thank God We're Not in Baltimore 44 5 0.458
9 15796 The Ghoulies 43 4 0.333
10 The Golden Trio 37 3 0.250
11 12827 Hair Is Not An Option 36 2 0.167
12 The 49'ers 32 1 0.083
13 12618 Team Artemis 30 0 0.000