You guys! You guys! You guys! I got a new PA!!! (My dumb ass diagnosed the problem wrong. Luckily Sara & everyone at the King Trivia office hooked me up! I really would've been SOL without it, because WE WERE PAAAAAAAACKED!!!!! We had teams sharing friggin' tables!
Tonight's drinking round was "Everyone's a Comedian" where I had teams write jokes. Mary and I picked out favorite! Some were political, some were really dark, and some I didn't understand until I read through them again while writing this. The lucky drink winners were Baby's Night Out! With: "Did you hear about the man with five dicks? ... His pants fit like a glove!" Congrats! That sounds like a classic, but I can honestly say I've never heard it before!
Meanwhile... In our regular trivia game... In 3rd place, the weasels that pack a punch! The Fighting Mongooses! Consistently scoring high in all 7 rounds!
Skyrocketing above 8 of their competitors and into 2nd place, with a perfect double down in the final round! A team with the dirtiest, longest and hardest (to say) names I've encountered in a long while, newcomers Dildo Teabaggins & the Mustache Ride of the Gods!
Tonight's champions, Doubling down in round 3 and holding onto that lead throughout the rest of the game! With a 3 game hot streak of at least 91 degrees, Hotter Than a Right Triangle!
Congrats to our winners! Thank you ALL so much for playing! Please join me right here, same bat time, same bat channel! This is your friendly neighborhood Quizmaster signing off!