Timeless Pints Brewing Co.

3671 Industry Ave
Lakewood CA 90712
(562) 490-0099
About Timeless Pints Brewing Co.

"Father's Day, several years ago, my son and I purchased a home brewing kit for my husband. As an Engineer and a lover of craft beer, he was excited to experiment with his own concoctions. Since his first trial run, he's produced multiple varieties of stouts, ales, lagers and IPA's as well as very happy friends, family and neighbors. His love for the unique keeps him constantly in search of new and different ingredients and the hope of a perfect combination. One hot July evening, some friends disclosed they were embarking on a new restaurant idea. They asked Chris (my husband) if he would brew the beer specifically for their new endeavor. The ABC frowns on beer sold without the proper licensing and selling from the kitchen counter is not a viable option. Thus a new venture began."

QUIZ RECAP

Thu Oct 20 2016
| by Quizmaster Scotty Altizer
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The winner this week is We Have a Smart Guy This Week, who bring in a ringer to help crown the team king.  Wamba Bar was moving in on their lead, narrowing the gap between them and a team who couldn't believe what was happening, because, fast as lightning, Wamba Bar was coming closer to grabbing that golden ring.

But We Have a Smart Guy started to sing when they heard Stacy make the "Last Call" bell go "DING," signifying that soon all the gringos would be leaving.

Wamba Bar had to go too far, as We Have a Smart Guy was crowned tonight's czar.  Wamba came in second, which, for this course, was par, so they shook hands with the winners before leaving the bar, cursing under their breath as they jumped in their car, then drove to the airport to fly to Qatar.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 We Have a Smart Guy This Week 58 5 1.000
2 Wamba Bar 47 4 0.800
3 Beer Makes Smart 40 2 0.500
3 10316 Mars Attacks 40 2 0.500
5 The Wonder Twins 23 0 0.100
5 Pastor of Muppets 23 0 0.100

QUIZ RECAP

Thu Oct 13 2016
| by Quizmaster Scotty Altizer
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Wow!  What a night!  What a game! Drunken Duo pull off a 3 pt. win, there was a tie for second place, AND there was a tie for LAST place, so we had to flip a Sacagawea dollar coin to see would get first dibs on one of the last place prizes, tonight a choice between a Monster energy drink, a piece of coax cable, a spork, and a Sacagawea dollar coin.

Just Us Guys called tails, it came up heads, Plutos had won the flip, causing Just Us Guys to groan, knowing they would surely not get the coin they thought they deserved for flaming out on the game the way they did.  But much to everyones amazement, Plutos chose the coax cable!  We were all shocked and bewildered.  Especially stunned was Just Us Guys, who quickly grabbed the coin in case Plutos changed their mind(s?). Feeling all good about myself because this had all worked out so well, I decided to give Plutos the Monster energy drink, which they reluctantly accepted.  That left the spork.  I handed it to Just Us Guys without uttering a sound.  They kind of chuckled amongst themselves, then graciously received the half-fork, half-spoon thing I got at El Pollo Loco.

Anyway, I had fun.  I guess everyone else did, too, but I don't look at it that way.  No one player is bigger than the game, and as long as the integrity of the game has been secured, I know I've done my job.

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 Drunken Duo 47 9 1.000
2 3rd Times a Charm 44 7 0.833
2 No Knickers 44 7 0.833
4 10316 Boltzman's Bitches 35 6 0.667
5 AA Batteries 34 5 0.556
6 5's a Crowd 32 4 0.444
7 Team "F"-ing Genius 29 3 0.333
8 Trivia Newton John 28 2 0.222
9 Just Us Guys 26 0 0.056
9 Plutos (by coinflip) 26 0 0.056

QUIZ RECAP

Thu Oct 6 2016
| by Quizmaster Scotty Altizer
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What a game!  Another one point victory, this time for G.I. Jose, who inches out 2 Talls and a Small for the big prize.  Civil Swervants win the last place prize, four fun sized Snickers, minus the two that someone stole.  Other consolation prizes included a bar of soap, a small Monster energy drink, a bottle of Axe body wash, a spork, and one of those little plastic dental floss things (unused).

Looking forward to next week!

Game Rank Team # Team Name Score Teams Beaten Team Beat Average
1 G.I. Jose 66 12 1.000
2 2 Talls and a Small 65 11 0.917
3 Dirty Rotten Imbeciles 51 10 0.833
4 Blue Barracudas 50 9 0.750
5 Just Got Lei'd in Maui 46 8 0.667
6 Reddit of Beddit 43 7 0.583
7 Kiosk Keith 40 6 0.500
8 10316 Mars Attacks 35 5 0.417
9 Dirty Sanchez 32 4 0.333
10 Stash 29 3 0.250
11 The Smart One Isn't Here Yet, So This Isn't My Fault 25 2 0.167
12 Wamba 24 1 0.083
13 Civil Swervants 20 0 0.000