QUIZ RECAP

A trivia night at Barney's Beanery Burbank as told through captions:

Pic 1: Pictured here is Melanie.  You may know her as the most vocal component of Exceedingly Average.  Or you may recognize her as my substitute this past summer.  Here she is, sitting on her phone, oblivious to the rules of the game.  But before you call her a cheater (save that for the guy whose jersey she's currently wearing...) I must stress that this picture was taken after the game had already ended.  Also, this picture was the third taken as Melanie was making obscene gestures in the first two that were clearly not appropriate for a fucking family friendly website.

Pic 2: This is Barney's current manager (REDACTED).  He told me that he hopes to (REDACTED) because his (REDACTED) once tried to (REDACTED) but instead has simply given his (REDACTED) to (REDACTED).  Also, he ask that you not follow the information on his shirt and follow him to Barney's as that would be considered "creepy" and "stalker-ish".

Pic 3: Pictured here are a bunch of losers who won the game tonight.  Only one of them is smiling and so I will list the Social Security numbers of the other members of the team here so that you may show them how much you resent them for not only winning but for also refusing to smile.  DONI - 5684392, JUSTIN - 57483229, ALLI - 4836289, STEVEN - 9392827.