QUIZ RECAP

Okay, what the FUCK is going on with AHS Season Six.

Roanoke is an interesting theme.  There's mystery.  Speculation.  Hints of the supernatural.  And it basically boils down to nobody knowing exactly what happened to an entire colony of people.  Great storytelling fodder.

But what is happening?!

This reality show within the real show is not only hella confusing but it's kind of worn out its welcome by now.  I have a feeling that six episodes deep we're suddenly going to pull away from the established format and have our "actors" engaged in the dramatic re-enactment suddenly become part of a real Roanoke nightmare - but WHO KNOWS?

Did y'all see this week's episode?  Those wild boys suckling the pig?  OJ Simpson's poker face while he was hitting Witch Gaga from behind? The incessant slaughter of pigs on this show, in general?  Mason's BBQ'd body?  Was that Evan Peters' voice as the director of the one on one interviews?

So many questions.  Ryan Murphy, if you're reading this, DM me.  We gotta chat.