QUIZ RECAP

It was a good thing the last round was all about dating websites tonight because if you were at trivia on Valentines Day, there's a good chance you're on one, two, three or all of them.

But ya know what's better than chocolate? Winning at trivia. No stuffed bear or long stemmed roses can fill the void in your heart that a victory over your peers can. The thrill of surpassing another group of single men/women for the bragging rights - and the modest gift card - is better than sex with a lizard person off of Tinder any day.

Thanks for coming out and letting me be your Valentine tonight. The evening may not have ended with a goodnight kiss but hey, you weren't getting any action yesterday and you're not getting it tomorrow either so today is really just another day.

XOXO