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Last night at Hyperion Public we celebrated Lola's birthday!  And although none of us really knew Lola, (does anyone really know Lola?) we were all thrilled when her team, Lola & The Embarassments took second place.  All of her friends came out to partake in a night of drinking and merriment and hopefully, just hopefully, take a home a first place prize in trivia.  But you know who dashed those birthday dreams?  Do you know who saw Lola's eyes filled with wonder and said, "Let's poke those wonderous eyes out with a rusty fork"?

Little Lebowski's Urban Achievers.

That's right, the New England Patriots of Hyperion Public had a major comeback in round 5, and unlike Tom Brady, they were able to finish out the game for a victory.  The much maligned Urban Achievers cackled raucously in the back as Lola sobbed uncontrollably while her friends patted her contritely on the back.  So unmoved were they by Lola's wailing weeping that the Urban Achievers bought her a consolation drink, and when they walked over to Lola to present it to her, they dumped it all out on the ground right in front of her.  They pushed Lola into her locker and high-fived, made their way out to the parking lot, and got into their BMW convertible that their dad bought them as a graduation gift with a license plate that reads DADSGRL.

Or, at least that's how I like to imagine this situation played out.  I have a very active imagination.