Polamathys said: "Competition is a dish best served au gratin." There were no graters to cut up the bread and cheese properly at the time he lived, but ancient Roman society got the gist of what he meant and made sure to have weekly trivia contests right there in the damn Colosseum. 1st Place was not getting executed. Pretty harsh, but at least it wasn't boring. No such harshness at Glendale Tap last Wednesday. Let's talk.
If "Who likes Beyoncé?" is ever a trivia question, the answer is: "Everyone." The Drinking Round was a Beyoncé-off. Who can do the best Beyoncé? Answer: The best singer. I couldn't not give it to her (from Fertile Crescent Rolls). I would've been thrown from the bar. I almost gave it to someone who said: "My impression of Beyoncé is that she is a very talented and successful woman." Clever usually wins, but not on nights where I don't wanna get beat up.
In third place was Check For Fruits with 71 points. In second, Glendale Tap That Ass with 74 points. And taking the night was Fertile Crescent Rolls with 76 points. Of course, the most important question of the night was: "Did we all have a good time?" Most people seemed to think so! Come back next week for more King Trivia fun at Glendale Tap!
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 92972 | Fertile Crescent Rolls | 76 | 7 | 1.000 |
2 | 99902 | Glendale Tap That Ass | 74 | 6 | 0.857 |
3 | 89752 | Check For Fruits | 71 | 5 | 0.714 |
4 | 99906 | We all got haircuts for this | 59 | 4 | 0.571 |
5 | 84327 | Eaters Don’t Eat Eaters | 51 | 3 | 0.429 |
6 | Sano | 46 | 2 | 0.286 | |
7 | 99907 | Night of the Lepus | 32 | 1 | 0.143 |
8 | 81409 | The Tapster | 21 | 0 | 0.000 |